Fucking retarded

   So the other night at closing time while in the office, the cocktail waiter comes in saying that one our friends and his girlfriend have been in a car accident out front. I run out side and see an ambulance, a crowd of spectators, and a mob of police officers. As I get closer, I see that Alicia, (my friend’s girlfriend) is in the ambulance with a neck brace on. My friend is blind with rage. All he wants is to kill the guy that hit them.

   Get this, they were not even driving. This jackass threw his truck in reverse and floored it backwards, running my friends over while they were walking to go get a cab. Everybody is trying to calm my friend down and restrain him from pummeling the retarded pedestrian smashing driver. We are all trying to talk sense into him, but to no avail. I’m telling him to get into the ambulance to ride to the hospital with his girl, but he is fixed in his vengeance.

   It gets to a point where a jackass acquaintance of ours only makes things worse in his attempt to mitigate the situation. The cops end up tackling my friend and taking him to jail, mean while, they haven’t done anything about the drunk driver who just backed over to pedestrians at high speed.

   Earlier that night, a bunch of traffic police were camped out in front of the bar for three and a half hours, (9:30 to 1am) and now there are none to be found anywhere, (the traffic police handle all thing auto related, the other police have nothing to do with traffic incidents. They just take bull shit reports and handle crowd control). I go home, but some other friends who were actual witnesses to the collision, stay behind and wait for the traffic police to give their reports. An hour later at 4am, Billey calls me to find out where I am, and if I have any other news about our two friends. He tells me that he is still waiting there with a couple other witnesses and the suspect as well, for the traffic cops to show up and do a sobriety test and investigate the scene. This, mind you, is one and a half hours after the accident occurred.  How the fuck are you supposed to get a valid breathalyzer or build a case at an alcohol related incident hours later??

   So if the traffic police ever showed up, everyone by that time was gone. I’m sure the police let the idiot drive back to his hotel or wherever he was staying because, My friend, (after getting out of jail) went to the traffic division to check up on everything and look for some of his personal effects. There was never a report filed. No report of an accident at all the night before. Nor was there a report of a dispatched ambulance.

   This is a prime example of why it is better to handle everything yourself down here. If you have a problem with someone, deal with it yourself. If you catch someone stealing your car, or breaking into your house, punish them yourself. If someone runs you and your girlfriend over and you can still walk afterwards, then beat the wholly ever living shit out them, or run them over in return, (especially if it is a completely nonchalant, not giving a fuck motherfucker like the one from Friday night).The only thing the police are good for is to prevent you from taking any steps to get something accomplished. If, on the other hand, everything is over with, they don’t give a fuck. Just like they don’t give a fuck about the case you would have brought to them, they’re not going to give a fuck about the case of you beating the hell out of someone.

   Bottom line is, I fucking hate the legal justice system down here. A masturbating monkey could do a better fucking job than these dip shits. Oh wait… I forgot. It would make too much sense to replace the heads of the police with the more qualified masturbating monkey. And anything that makes sense is absolutely NOT DONE, especially anything involving a bureaucracy. It’s a cultural thing.

And yes. It pisses me off.



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