Friday, July 22, 2011

These people kill me.

   So, I haven't written in a while. Sorry about that, I have been working almost non-stop. It is hard to be motivated to do anything other than just veg out on my one day off. I end up laying on the couch for a while and drinking some coffee, then, go surf a bit, and come back and veg out again on the couch!
   I can't believe the people around here. I won't even elaborate on it, I know that does you readers know good, but I'll just say that I am sick of the idiocracy.<<new hybrid word of mine. I'm totally over it, I feel like a porn slut taking it from all sides.

Quick up-date:
   You might remember the story about my friend getting stabbed in the neck. Well, they cought the guy. But what? you might ask..  Costa Rica's finest lost the fucking report, and had to let him go.(good job dip shits!) Later on, they find the files and go looking for him again,but, low and behold...he is no where to be found. perfect time to use my new word...IDIOCRACY!

   A good friend of mine down here found some contact information for me regarding my book! I am super excited about that. Thanks Mike! Also, I wrote a couple thousand more words to my book. I have been kind of slacking lately, just been too worn out from work, coupled with a fucked up sleeping schedule. But, I'll throw in a random un-edited piece of a chapter below.


   I flick a switch with my thumb, changing my firing rate to bursts of three. I squeeze the trigger twice in succession and two fall temporally dead. A third stumbles, and is slowed by a leg shot. Kale has switched over to Hell Fire as well. Following two quick series of chink, chink, chink, two more fall to the pavement. They seem to wizen up and spread out in all directions, even zigging and zagging in an occasional evasive maneuver. “Fuck!” I yell. “Baily, get back behind us and flick the safety off on that pea shooter of yours incase anything comes at our backs. This is going to get messy.” I yell to Baily.
   I see Baily switch her .22 caliber assault rifle to hot as she runs back behind us. Her pretty face is set stern; she looks calm and collected. I was worried that she might wither under pressure and be a liability due to her timid demeanor. I pull up even with Kale. “This—is—not—good.” He says in an elongated staccato between bursts. Neither of us has ever been in a shooting situation like this before. An open field of fire with multiple fast moving targets is extremely confusing. The brain and instincts start to work against each-other, arguing over which are the most valuable targets within your field of vision.
   We side step over the curb to put the nearest building’s wall against our right side. Kale against the wall, and me, a few feet out into the sidewalk to have a firing angle around Kale. I finally hit a target, cutting her legs out from under her as she tries to arc the width of the street to flank us. Kale drops one that coms at us directly along the wall. We had each fired three or four volleys, and hit nothing but air in the initial confusion of all of our targets scattering, and now we’re in trouble, they’re too far spread out. I focus on our sides, trying to keep them from getting past our latitude in the street. I hit one in the neck and see two coming at different angles for kale. He runs a full burst up the body of the one that is closest to the wall, but the other slips past to his left, and is on me before I can wheel my rifle around. I drop the assault rifle to let it hang on its sling, and swim my right arm and head underneath a claw handed punch from the charging dark man in farmer’s clothes. With my forearm pressed into his back, and the majority of my weight and balance behind him as well, I pivot my hips and thrust him front first into the wall. I kick out high and hard, planting my foot in the center of his back, leaving it there, and lean in with my weight, pinning the thrashing demon against the concrete. Before I know it, one of my nine millimeters is out of its thigh holster and in a two a solid two handed grip. I keep him pressed against the wall with my one of my brand new boots pushed into the center of his upper back, and fire two shots over the top of my foot into the back of his head.  
   His whole face splatters across the wall. And something rebounds off to land by my now replanted right foot. It’s the majority of his nose. There is no point of going back to my rifle. We are now in close quarters battle. Kale hammers a tall and long limbed, would be beautiful girl in the face with the butt of his Mini-14. As she is knocked backwards, he drops his rifle and draws the Glock of his hip. A quick double tap leaves her falling backwards lifeless in a Jesus Christ pose, and misting Kale’s face with blood.
   The second that I turn from the wall to reface the battle at my back, I wade forwards firing well placed single shots at the closest targets to me with my gun pulled in defensively tight to my right shoulder and chin. Two come at me at once. The one on my right takes a bullet between the eyes, and then I drop low, shoulder checking a sprinting teenaged eater. He flips over my back and collides with my teammate. They go to the ground with the boy landing on top of Kale. I lash hand down towards the two man heap and snatch the kid by the hair, peeling his head backwards away from Kale and slam the muzzle of my hand gun into the back of his head at the same time that I pull the trigger.




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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Stressed...

   So.. I'm totally over it. All of the bull shit, I mean. Remember the story about a friend getting stabbed in the throat? Well, because he had the audacity to call the police, and issue a restraining order against the guy who stabbed him with a beer bottle; all of his Columbian friends tried to attack him again today.
   First, the same little shit that stabbed Gavelo rolled up un me while I was outside, screeching to a stop on his busted bike not more than a foot in front of me. I was in the middle of putting up a FaceBook post from my iPhone, and suddenly I have this little fucker parked in front of me and shamelessly leaning over to see what I was doing on the phone, (messeging Gavelo, or calling the cops.) is probably what he was checking for. I just look him in the eye without saying a word to him, and give him the, what the fuck do you think you are doing rolling up on my shit kind of look.
   So after a second or two more of having a five foot four inch dip shit try to intimidate me, he fucks off. However, he continues to loiter, I assume waiting for Gavelo who is inside. So Gavelo has to call the police to enforce the restraining order. When the police get there he goes outside to talk with them. After a moment of talking, the police just drive away leaving him alone with a large group of pissed off Columbians between himself and safty. As he come back over, they rush him. One guy gets a punch in,  another shoves him into a garbage can as well before he can get inside where he now calls the police again.
   THIS TIME, the police excort him home after talking with him for a while, but do absolutely nothng to the group of fuck wads gathered in the street not even question them, or tell them to hit the bricks. Let me just say one thing... WHAT THE FUCK! Worthless fucking legal system and law enforcement. And now I am stessed and nervous all night, because there is a huge group of retarded fuckers pacing back and forth, jacked up on adrenalin and with the taste of blood in their mouths.
    I don't know what else to say, other than, autonomic capital punishment has never sounded more appealing to me than right now.  Sorry if this post is a little colorful, but just one more thing....

FUCK YOU. YOU MOTHER FUCKERS.



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Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Sunday funday with beer bottles at Jaco Taco

   I have decided to boycott Jaco Taco.  It is just getting way too scary in there. In the couple months that it has become the late night spot, it has already neared the danger level of our late Pancho Villa’s. This last Sunday night, (thank god I wasn’t there) a friend of mine was stabbed in the neck with a broken beer bottle. I am not quite sure as to the events that lead up to this, but, the lead up is kind of moot.
   My friend lucked out due to the form in which the bottle broke. The edges punctured his neck, missing his jugular vein on either side. He is now at home recovering. 
   Two or three Sundays ago, a hooker from the states was brutally stabbed by another hooker inside of Jaco Taco as well. She was stabbed with the broken end of a beer bottle five or six times in the chest after an argument with the other woman. Last I heard after stabilizing her, they were planning on sending her to the states for better reconstructive surgeons.
   Blood was everywhere, as the wounds were very deep. She stumbled around for a second before dropping to the ground leaking out her life fluids.
   What a terrible mess the late night scene has become. It really makes you believe the adage, “Nothing good ever happens after midnight.”





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Sunday, July 3, 2011

Saturday surf






   Nick calls me at 8am to see if I am up and ready. I am not, but I say that I am. After only three hours of sleep I drag myself out of bed and pour myself a cup of coffee, wax my board, and throw on my board shorts. Shortly later Nick rolls up and we’re of f to the beach.
   The morning throws us the ‘ole switcheroo. Normally the wind is calm in the early morning, then, the wind gets on it towards the afternoon.  We meet our photographer and walk up Hermosa Beach checking the breaks as we go. The waves are only mediocre, but we paddle out anyhow.
    It’s a little soupy and choppy out there and I Haven’t surfed in almost a month, (have been working way too much) so I end up falling on my first wave. I watch Nick get a wave with the other Justin,(our camera man) snapping shots. It’s a decent little nugget of a wave and he gets a nice drop in.
   Another set comes, so I paddle adjacent to the waves to get a better position on the prime peak. The second wave of the set swells up and builds a decently steep wall. I arc into the wave and paddle for it. It’s another decent little nugget with the lip of the wave pitching over slightly not quite barreling.
   The good waves a far between so we only catch a few that are photo worthy. Towards the end of our allotted time of photography, the wind drops off and the sun comes out. Almost instantly the break glasses off into actual nice head high beauties that break in clean line with a pitching hollow spot at the peak.
   My lack of exercise over the last month results in two cramped calf muscles, so I get out of the water a little bit bitter, watching the semi perfect waves peel along the sand bar.









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Fucking retarded

   So the other night at closing time while in the office, the cocktail waiter comes in saying that one our friends and his girlfriend have been in a car accident out front. I run out side and see an ambulance, a crowd of spectators, and a mob of police officers. As I get closer, I see that Alicia, (my friend’s girlfriend) is in the ambulance with a neck brace on. My friend is blind with rage. All he wants is to kill the guy that hit them.
   Get this, they were not even driving. This jackass threw his truck in reverse and floored it backwards, running my friends over while they were walking to go get a cab. Everybody is trying to calm my friend down and restrain him from pummeling the retarded pedestrian smashing driver. We are all trying to talk sense into him, but to no avail. I’m telling him to get into the ambulance to ride to the hospital with his girl, but he is fixed in his vengeance.
   It gets to a point where a jackass acquaintance of ours only makes things worse in his attempt to mitigate the situation. The cops end up tackling my friend and taking him to jail, mean while, they haven’t done anything about the drunk driver who just backed over to pedestrians at high speed.
   Earlier that night, a bunch of traffic police were camped out in front of the bar for three and a half hours, (9:30 to 1am) and now there are none to be found anywhere, (the traffic police handle all thing auto related, the other police have nothing to do with traffic incidents. They just take bull shit reports and handle crowd control). I go home, but some other friends who were actual witnesses to the collision, stay behind and wait for the traffic police to give their reports. An hour later at 4am, Billey calls me to find out where I am, and if I have any other news about our two friends. He tells me that he is still waiting there with a couple other witnesses and the suspect as well, for the traffic cops to show up and do a sobriety test and investigate the scene. This, mind you, is one and a half hours after the accident occurred.  How the fuck are you supposed to get a valid breathalyzer or build a case at an alcohol related incident hours later??
   So if the traffic police ever showed up, everyone by that time was gone. I’m sure the police let the idiot drive back to his hotel or wherever he was staying because, My friend, (after getting out of jail) went to the traffic division to check up on everything and look for some of his personal effects. There was never a report filed. No report of an accident at all the night before. Nor was there a report of a dispatched ambulance.
   This is a prime example of why it is better to handle everything yourself down here. If you have a problem with someone, deal with it yourself. If you catch someone stealing your car, or breaking into your house, punish them yourself. If someone runs you and your girlfriend over and you can still walk afterwards, then beat the wholly ever living shit out them, or run them over in return, (especially if it is a completely nonchalant, not giving a fuck motherfucker like the one from Friday night).The only thing the police are good for is to prevent you from taking any steps to get something accomplished. If, on the other hand, everything is over with, they don’t give a fuck. Just like they don’t give a fuck about the case you would have brought to them, they’re not going to give a fuck about the case of you beating the hell out of someone.
   Bottom line is, I fucking hate the legal justice system down here. A masturbating monkey could do a better fucking job than these dip shits. Oh wait… I forgot. It would make too much sense to replace the heads of the police with the more qualified masturbating monkey. And anything that makes sense is absolutely NOT DONE, especially anything involving a bureaucracy. It’s a cultural thing.

And yes. It pisses me off.



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Friday, July 1, 2011

Lots of writing

   I wrote somewhere in the neighborhood of 3500 more words on my manuscript Blind man blue last night and this morning. I think some writers can just pound out the meat of the story and then go back and change it to be aesthetically pleasing. I am not one of these kinds of writers. My creative process just doesn’t work that way. I mean I can go back and re-write to spiff it up, but my initial process is to stare at the screen and formulate the flow of the words in my head before I put anything down. So, 3500 words took me roughly eight hours! Eight hours is a long fucking time to stare at a screen!!
   I also started a new Face Book page today. The Blind man blue literary project is what you can find the page under. I will be posting chapters and excerpts of my un-edited manuscripts on this page, as well as, lots, and lots of things related to zombies!
   Well, my brain is exhausted from the marathon writing session, so I’ll leave it at that J

Until later, Peace!