Zombie blog: A new font is all it takes.

Interestingly enough, the second I switched my MS WORD default font to the Georgia font that I will most likely use when printing/ eprinting my novel, my muse almost instantly returned. It’s almost as if the prior font, (Calibri) was simply offending my creativity via visual interruption.

I spent some time researching standard book sizes and ratios. As well as standard font sizes for printing. Each little thing I learn opens up a spider web of 10o other things that I need to research. There is just too much information out there. 

So once again it’s on. I pumped out another two thousand words last night, and I think that they are going to keep coming!

Here are a few:

 “Once again James, what are you referring to?” he says stepping forward.

   “You know what I’m referring to!” I shout. “And it’s fine, just don’t fucking get her pregnant. Be really careful. If she is with child, she’ll get weaker; her agility late term is going to fall to shit. She won’t be able to pull her own weight; in fact, she’ll be a burden that we’ll both have to carry, and carrying that kind of burden will get us killed. This isn’t even considering if she manages to stay alive long enough to give birth. If she gave birth, you wouldn’t be able to pull your own weight because you’d be too busy having to pull hers and a baby’s. What the hell would we do with a baby in this shit anyways? We are just learning how to survive in a world with a whole new order of things, and I have a feeling that it is going to be a long learning process that’s graded on a sharp curve, with one non-passing grade equaling death for at least one person.  

   “I’m not planning on having any babies,” says Kale. His body posture is visibly more demure after my rant.

   “Yeah…well, I didn’t see anybody grab any boxes of condoms when we raided the pharmacy a few days back. Stupider accidents have happened, so I hope you’ve been doing a fantastic job at the infamous pull out maneuver.

   Kale nods his head dejectedly. Without saying anything else, he turns around and goes back to the tree platform. 




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Some observatory notes from Kale and James on zombies:

Slow Eaters:

They never sleep or rest in the traditional fashion.

Slow Eaters do not drown.

Fire is not a safe and effective combat method to use against them

Electricity does make slow ones' muscles seize while they are being electrocuted. However, it has no lasting effect other than possibly lighting them on fire if the voltage is high enough.

Slow Eaters that are frozen Solid will thaw out to continue in the same capacity that they were before frozen.

Slow Eaters will feed on ANYTHING LIVING, including Fast Eaters.

The last things to decay seem to be sensory organs. The very most decrepit of slow eaters seem to be less aware of possible nearby prey.

Fast Eaters:

Fast Eaters seem to have a heightened immune system and regenerate faster than normal people.

Their dietary range is wide. They will eat anything from fresh fruit to rotting carrion.

They need to sleep like we do. Unfortunately they don’t sleep collectively during the night or day, they sleep when tired. But seem to be 80% or so more active at night and in the early morning than in day light hours.

 Fast ones gain some composure over time.

When there are many fast ones together in close proximity, you can feel it, (Not sure if this is a prey like 6^th sense of detecting predators, or if it sensing some sort of chemical or communication).

When a fast one dies it only takes moments to rise again.

The ones that were infected as Fast Eaters seem to comeback as something in-between a Fast and Slow Eater. It’s like the infection works directly with the body’s proteins, preserving them.(A person who dies first then rises as an Eater, is basically no matter how you slice it, dead tissue. The ones that were infected first, and then the body dies, act like prior preserved tissue that remains partially preserved due to the infection already being well settled in.)

Fast Eaters that are frozen solid will thaw out to continue in that in-between state which is slightly above Slow Eater.

Infected dogs (Fast Eater dogs) and Fast Eaters tend to avoid each-other like two predatory groups equally capable of harming one another, (They all avoid herds of slow ones).

These notes on zombies or eaters as dubbed by James, is just a short observational study that took place randomly over approximately one month.

ZOMBIE HOOKERS: A playground for the imagination.

I like idea of zombie hookers. I'm not sure exactly why. Maybe it's the adjunct nature between sex and death portrayed by the media that has been streamed into my head since I was a small child. At any rate, I love it. And the idea of slaying zombie whores is even better!!!  Call it cosmic retribution.. or just say that I personally am sick in the head. But, the first punishment for your dirty, whoring ways was becoming a zombie.The second punishment is ME taking an unhealthy amount of pleasure in bashing your head in and dismembering your scantily clad body.


My brain can run off with this all day long, as it does, and did in some of the particularly graphic areas in the Blindman blue manuscript which is still under construction. 
But don't worry, the book I am writing is not filled with 
the hooker double death. There are actually only a few
short, (but extremely explicit) parts dealing with the oldest undead profession.


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Zombies are fun to destroy, but zombie prostitutes are a sick person's goldmine. 


Now excuse me while I go fantasize in preparation to write.


by Cadence Strange




Copyright(C)Justin Hilbert 2012



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THEY’RE WORSE THAN COMMUNISTS!!!

We all know that the American government and controlling private sectors fear the communist ideal. But who should we really fear??? The Zombies; that’s who! Zombies in fact, are WORSE THAN COMMUNISTS. Why is this, you might ask??? The Zombies might be worse than socialists…but how could anyone be worse than the Communists??? Here are five reasons why.

1: Zombies don’t work. I know that one of my own biggest fears of the RED way, is the willingness to pull your own weight. One farmer decides to slack off a bit in agricultural tasks, and everybody suffers. Well, Zombies don’t work at all. The only weight they will be pulling is your dead body as they continue to eat you.

2: Communists don’t eat people, (I think). The thought of the Communist ideology spreading to the minds of everyday hard working, capitalistic Americans like a virus,  smashing down your dreams of ever standing out from the crowd like a Siberian ice hammer is terrifying. However, those Commi-bastards still, generally speaking do not ravage each-other's living flesh.

3: Most communists can run faster than a Zombie, but Zombies spread their way of thinking faster than ANYBODY.  Zombies tend to move slowly in the traditional sense. But Zombies have an amazing knack for quickly making everyone around them think and behave as they do. Their technique is so convincing that this new thought process becomes irreversibly permanent.

4: Active Communists don’t decay. This may seem like a no brainer topic that shouldn’t even be brought up, but, recent polls show that the average American prefers beings that do not perpetually emit foul odor. This is regardless of race, color, or creed. Nobody likes to be around something that makes you choke back your own vomit.

5: Zombies are terrible conversationalists. At least with a democracy killing, Venture capitalist loathing Communist, you can debate the correctness of your beliefs.  The Communist can relay why they feel the way that they do, and quite possibly in such an effective manner that you might learn something that you were prior unaware of, like economics, politics, or government. A Zombie will deny any verbal interaction other than moaning and an oral fixation of showing its teeth and trying to put its mouth on you. Zombies will never enlighten you with their own thoughts, nor will you ever convince them of yours

This quick summary of what we have learned proves it:

1: Their refusal to work is right up there with Hippies and Puerto Ricans.

2: Their appetite is disgusting.

3: Zombies are well versed in the art of brain washing.

4: They stink.

5: Zombies are no fun to talk to.

So there you have it. ZOMBIES ARE WORSE THAN COMMUNISTS!!!

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By Justin Hilbert

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